Do you have the PERFECT MOST WONDERFUL novel on the planet and you’re trying to sell it to a publisher? Tune in this week for some GREAT TIPS on how to submit and pitch a publisher. What do you do when you’re at a party with an editor? Are you trapping innocent publishing professionals behind tables with your awkward pitches? (STOP DOING THAT) What if I submit to a publisher and I don’t hear back, does that mean they’re stealing my PERFECT IDEA (no). Listen and soak up all that delicious knowledge while you are forever sucked into a black hole. It’s okay though, you turn into money!!